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We call it like we see it!  Actually, this is where you just might find that diamond in the rough to complete a collection or annoy your family. (No actual guarantee of finding diamonds since we'd take them all first.)

Star Trek: Voyager "The Doctor" Action Figure

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Asst #6480, Stock #6486. The Doctor Emergency Medical Hologram action figure from Playmate's Star Trek: Voyager series.  Figure is mint on near-mint card (just has dust and storage wear on blister pack).  Includes hypospray, PADD, medical tool, desktop monitor and Starfleet display base accessories plus a trading card.  His serial number is 030948 and he was manufactured in 1995.  A nice addition for any collection (especially if that collection includes Star Trek memorabilia!).
Price: $15.00

Barbie as Harley Quinn

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#CC296  Asst #C6258, Stock #H7616.  This is Mattel's 2005 Harley Quinn Barbie figure, mint in near-mint box (slightly sticky from tag on it, but will come off easily).  Based on the hit animated Batman tv show and feature films, this figure wears the famous Harley Quinn costume and comes with a Harley Quinn keychain and other items.
 
The figure is a standard Barbie figure with painted on mask and was part of a set that included Wonder Woman, Batgirl, and Poison Ivy. A great addition to your Harley Quinn/Batman or Barbie collection!
Price: $20.00

Kit-Bashed USSR NKVD Female Officer

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This "kit-bashed" female Soviet NKVD officer is just waiting to interrogate your GI and German "action figures." She comes complete with an authentic-looking tunic, field pants, boots, winter issue jacket and ushanka.  Her weaponry includes a TT-33 pistol, PPSH-41 submachine gun, and three Molotov cocktails.  Field gear also includes a canteen with pouch, stick grenades and pouch, and authentic-looking belt with buckle.  Act now and you can receive an extra PPSH-41, Panzerfaust, other accessories and a nude male GI Joe (had to get the uniform from someone!)
Price: $25.00

1981 Los Angeles Dodgers baseball tickets

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We recently picked up some WWII-era uniforms and in one of the pockets were these two baseball tickets. Now what are two 1981 L.A. Dodgers tickets doing in a WWII uniform? Did a WWII soldier time-travel to 1981 to see the Dodgers play? Was there a rift in the space-time continuum that hurled these tickets back to 1944? OK, so they probably were just put there by accident...but who knows?
 
These are two tickets from the April 27, 1981 game between the Dodgers and the Giants and are for Aisle 312, Row J, Seats 106 and 107. They're old but still in great shape!  Can't remember much of what the Dodgers or Giants did in 1981 (yeah, the owner is THAT young!), but for you collectors -- here's your chance!
Price: SOLD!

1970s 16mm Movie Trailer Ads

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#CC302  This 16mm movie reel has 14 different movie trailers/ads for the first run of "Apocalypse Now," "Arabian Adventure," "Jaws 2," "Rock N Roll High School (the Ramones!)," Battlestar Galactica," "Love at First Bite," "The Kids Are Alright (The Who)," "Love and Bullets (Charles Bronson)," and "A Clockwork Orange." They come on a 16mm reel and in 16mm format (duh!) because it was for television commercial usage way back when. Amazing how far we've come, huh?
 
A fantastic item for the movie collector who really wants to complete a collection!
Price: $15.00

ORIGINAL 35mm Star Trek TV Series Slides

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Now available from our personal collection comes over 300 35mm slides made when we purchsed 35mm film strips from Lincoln Enterprises (owned by Majel Barrett & Gene Roddenberry) back in the late-1960's and early 1970's.  No age jokes, please....

Lincoln Enterprises sold the strips in 3-4 photos per strip and these were cut and mounted into individual slide holders.  Then, if we weren't geeky enough, we labeled the holders with the show names and names of significant actors/characters shown in the slide.

Some of these are of "thrilling" sites like set pieces, clapboards, and the backs of the actors' heads.  Many, though, are very recognizeable actors and actresses along with the very popular shows we all love -- "Mudd's Women," "The Trouble with Tribbles," "Space Seed," "The Squire of Gothos," and many others!  There may be at least one slide from every episode made -- but we can't guarantee that!  Plus, many are unidentified -- so if you're nerdier than us, have fun trying to guess where they're from!

A fabulous one-owner collection that has been stored in a notebook in plastic sleeves in a non-smoking house!  All of the slides are different -- no duplicates!

Price: $1500.00
Will not break-up the set!

Harley Quinn Plush Figure

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#CC298 This is the Warner Bros. Studio Store's 1999 Harley Quinn plush figure, in mint condition (still has the tag and hanging hook).  Based on the hit animated Batman tv show!
 
These figures were short-packed in the boxes and many sell online for $20.00 or more!  A great addition to your Harley Quinn/Batman collection!
Price: SOLD!

The Adventures of Batman & Robin: Machine Gun Joker Action Figure

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Asst #64115, Stock #63859.  This is Kenner's 1997 Machine Gun Joker, mint on near-mint card (has dust and some storage wear - could be considered a mint card).  Kenner produced this line of 5-inch action figures based on the Emmy-Award winning Batman: The Animated Series and its spin-offs.  Machine Gun Joker comes complete with a machine gun and Joke-A-Matic time bomb.
 
This figure was highly sought after when released at the same time as the Harley Quinn figure from the same series.  I made sure I was in line at Toys-R-Us the day they released the two figures to ensure that I got one (yes...I'm a geek and I know it...).  A great item for any Batman collector!
Price: $10.00

The Adventures of Batman & Robin: Harley Quinn Action Figure

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#CC297  Asst #64115, Stock #unknown.  This is Kenner's 1997 Harley Quinn, loose but near-mint. Kenner produced this line of 5-inch action figures based on the Emmy-Award winning Batman: The Animated Series and its spin-offs.  Harley Quinn comes complete with a punching fist machine and gun.
 
This figure was highly sought after when released at the same time as the Machine Gun Joker figure from the same series.  I made sure I was in line at Toys-R-Us the day they released the two figures to ensure that I got one (yes...I'm a geek and I know it...).  A great item for any Harley Quinn or Batman collector!
Price: $5.00

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