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We call it like we see it!  Actually, this is where you just might find that diamond in the rough to complete a collection or annoy your family. (No actual guarantee of finding diamonds since we'd take them all first.)

Barbie as Harley Quinn

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#CC296  Asst #C6258, Stock #H7616.  This is Mattel's 2005 Harley Quinn Barbie figure, mint in near-mint box (slightly sticky from tag on it, but will come off easily).  Based on the hit animated Batman tv show and feature films, this figure wears the famous Harley Quinn costume and comes with a Harley Quinn keychain and other items.
 
The figure is a standard Barbie figure with painted on mask and was part of a set that included Wonder Woman, Batgirl, and Poison Ivy. A great addition to your Harley Quinn/Batman or Barbie collection!
Price: $20.00

USSR NKVD Female Officer

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This "kit-bashed" female Soviet NKVD officer is just waiting to interrogate your GI and German "action figures." She comes complete with an authentic-looking tunic, field pants, boots, winter issue jacket and ushanka.  Her weaponry includes a TT-33 pistol, PPSH-41 submachine gun, and three Molotov cocktails.  Field gear also includes a canteen with pouch, stick grenades and pouch, and authentic-looking belt with buckle.  Act now and you can receive an extra PPSH-41, Panzerfaust, other accessories and a nude male GI Joe (had to get the uniform from someone!)
Price: $25.00

"The Longest Day" movie promo book

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#CC266  This is a movie promo book for the famous WWII movie epic, "The Longest Day," which was based on the book of the same name by Cornelius Ryan.  The movie had such famous stars as John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Henry Fonda, Peter Lawford, Richard Todd (who actually jumped at D-Day), Robert Ryan, and many more!
 
This paperback item is 44 pages plus covers and is full of both B&W and color photos, interviews, notes, etc. on the movie.  This would be a fantastic item for the militaria or movie collector who really wants to complete a collection!
Price: $20.00

ORIGINAL 35mm Star Trek TV Series Slides

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Now available from our personal collection comes over 300 35mm slides made when we purchsed 35mm film strips from Lincoln Enterprises (owned by Majel Barrett & Gene Roddenberry) back in the late-1960's and early 1970's.  No age jokes, please....

Lincoln Enterprises sold the strips in 3-4 photos per strip and these were cut and mounted into individual slide holders.  Then, if we weren't geeky enough, we labeled the holders with the show names and names of significant actors/characters shown in the slide.

Some of these are of "thrilling" sites like set pieces, clapboards, and the backs of the actors' heads.  Many, though, are very recognizeable actors and actresses along with the very popular shows we all love -- "Mudd's Women," "The Trouble with Tribbles," "Space Seed," "The Squire of Gothos," and many others!  There may be at least one slide from every episode made -- but we can't guarantee that!  Plus, many are unidentified -- so if you're nerdier than us, have fun trying to guess where they're from!

A fabulous one-owner collection that has been stored in a notebook in plastic sleeves in a non-smoking house!  All of the slides are different -- no duplicates!

Price: $1,000.00
Will not break-up the set!

The Adventures of Batman & Robin: Machine Gun Joker Action Figure

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Asst #64115, Stock #63859.  This is Kenner's 1997 Machine Gun Joker, mint on near-mint card (has dust and some storage wear - could be considered a mint card).  Kenner produced this line of 5-inch action figures based on the Emmy-Award winning Batman: The Animated Series and its spin-offs.  Machine Gun Joker comes complete with a machine gun and Joke-A-Matic time bomb.
 
This figure was highly sought after when released at the same time as the Harley Quinn figure from the same series.  I made sure I was in line at Toys-R-Us the day they released the two figures to ensure that I got one (yes...I'm a geek and I know it...).  A great item for any Batman collector!
Price: $10.00

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