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Clarification on How to Buy Crap
If you wish to buy some of our highly-collectible crap, you MUST send an email stating that you want
to buy it! We get TONS of emails asking "How much is shipping to (enter somewhere we've never heard of here)?"
only to NEVER HEAR FROM THE PERSON AGAIN! Just because you asked how much shipping is doesn't mean you've put your "dibs"
in on an item (read Buying Policies). We thought that would be pretty-well understood....and again, we were wrong.
In order for your payments to be received timely and your items shipped appropriately, please be sure to send us your
complete street address to:
Cheap Crap You Don't Need, Enterprises
707 E. 10th St.
Portageville, MO 63873
Please make all checks out to "Cheap Crap You Don't Need, Enterprises" and be sure to put the item number(s) on your
check so we know who gets what. You won't belive the amount of money orders we get with "Hi, my name is Bill and send
me my stuff." We know hundreds of "Bill"s and if more than one has ordered something -- we don't know what to send.
So please be specific in your correspondence. You can email us at:
ccydne@cheapcrapyoudontneedenterprises.com
Or payments can be received through PayPal to ccydne@cheapcrapyoudontneedenterprises.com.
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Buying Policies
Internet auctions items are, of course, sold to the highest bidder. Payment is expected within 5 days of the close
of the auction. Should the highest bidder not remit payment within that time, the second-highest bidder will be contacted
for a chance at purchasing the item.
Catalog Listings are sold on a first-come, first-served basis. If you see an item you're interested
in purchasing, email us first to make sure we still have it in stock. Simply sending money to us will not ensure that
you will be the buyer of that item. Catalog Listing payments are expected within 5 days of the confirmation email we
will send stating that you are the first to have "dibs" on it. If the initial buyer does not remit payment within those
5 days, the second person to email us will then be contacted, and so forth.
Contact Us
We do not have a phone number set up for this business -- so if you want to reach us, email is best! Besides, the
webmaster/sales manager/all-around-lackey is a full-time Internet junkie and you probabaly wouldn't be able to get in on a
phone line anyway (we don't have no fancy DSL in these here parts!). Our emails are checked quite often and, on the
off chance we are on vacation, you will still have email responses but shipping may have to wait until we get back.
Sorry.
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